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Post by Kabob on Dec 4, 2005 20:54:47 GMT -5
I had to make a briefing for a story I could write for some class, but then I really got into it and then I wrote more of it...I can't fit it all in one post so it may take more..also, it is not done being typed..it is in a binder somewhere and I'll fish it out one of these days and type the rest
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Post by Kabob on Dec 4, 2005 20:55:05 GMT -5
One day, a man named Bill went outside to get his mail. He opened up his mailbox to see what he got. He got several interesting things. He got an automachanics magazine, some bills, a letter from the IRS, and a starnge metal disk. The disk had strange glowing markings on it. But the thing is, he couldn't read it. They looked like some weird language. Since Bill saw that the disk looked like a computer disk, he decided that he would try it out in his computer. When the program loaded, a hologram of a strange person popped out of the computer screen. It said, "Are you Bill?" "Yes." Bill replied. The weird person then said, "I am the president of a planet approximatly 600 billion light years away from your planet. Our land is in trouble and we need you to bring your closest friend to help too. A ship will come in 2 minutes to come and pick you up. Be prepared with you and your friend to save my planet." "Well, that doesn't happen every day!" Bill said.He grabbed his friend named Mat and then they saw the spaceship. Suddenly, a giant hawk came, swooped them off their feet, and started to fly away. Strangely, the hawk started to talk to them. He says, "It's time for you to go to the cracker factory and learn how they make all kinds of crackers." "But I don't want to know how crackers are made!" Bill said. "I just went to the box factory with my dad yesterday! oxes are not that exciting before or after they are built." "Oh... ok then. I guess it is time for you to go then." As soon as he said that, Bill and Mat found themself falling through the air towards the ground.
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Post by Kabob on Dec 4, 2005 20:55:40 GMT -5
"We're gonna die!" They shouted and tried to think of an idea. Matt started to pull things out of his pockets. He dug out a yo-yo, a box, an elephant, an umbrella, HOLD ON A MINUTE! An umbrella could help! Matt undid the umbrella and hat Bill hold on to it. They both grabbed it and they began to float down safely. But then the wind picked up and they floated out towards the ocean! They were going to drown! But luckily, a ship sailed underneath them. But it wasn't any ordinary ship, it was a pirate ship! "Aargh!" The pirate said. "Ye landed on me ship! Throw 'em in da brig." So they were taken into the dungeon. After the guards left, They started to look for a way to get out. Bill found a wall that looked like it could be broken. So Matt and Bill sat against the wall for 2 weeks hitting it. Bill said, " I', gonna hit this wall one more time. And if it doesn't move, I give up" They hit it.......and it didn't budge. So they went over to the other wall to go lean on it. When they leaned back, the wall that they had been hitting for so long finally opened. They realized that they had leaned on a lever! "Well that's kinda stupid" Bill said "Leaving a lever that leads to the only way out just sticking out here for any moron to pull it" So the two travelers walked through the long dark tunnel until they saw something. It was a light! They ran over to it to see a smelly hobo who had been living in the tunnel for 15 years eating nothing but rocks and dirt. The hobo motioned for the boys to eat some. Since they had not eaten anything in 2 weeks, even rocks and dirt sounded good. They ate the feast, thanked the smelly hobo and continued down the path. Then, they kept going until the saw..............A FOUR LEAF CLOVER!!!! Seriously though, they got out of the tunnel. They gotr through and asked themselves, "How could there be a tunnel leading from a pirate ship out in the middle of the ocean that leads to land?" "I don't know." Said the frog in the tree. "I didn't write this story." So the magic frog guided them through the cotton candy forest while eating the occasional gummy fly here and there.
That's as far as I have for now...
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Post by Cyrus Knight on Dec 15, 2005 19:36:57 GMT -5
That's Hilarious. It's a comedy/adventure/stupid/action/sci-fi/duhhh thats it. But it's good.
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Post by Kabob on Dec 16, 2005 5:40:32 GMT -5
meh..it isn't supposed to be meaningful..and yes it is an comedy/adventure/stupid/action/sci-fi/duhhh
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Post by Cyrus Knight on Dec 21, 2005 19:46:01 GMT -5
Is that all?
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Post by Kabob on Dec 21, 2005 22:04:11 GMT -5
of the story? If that's your question then no...unlike you, I am still in school, so I spend my tim studying for finals and such...but I'll try to do it over Christmas break
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