Post by Cyrus Knight on Mar 20, 2006 14:25:41 GMT -5
I was bored. I was at school, do the math...
50 Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding
them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the
day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air
fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thins.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've
got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the
volume up to full blast.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so
long." etc. See if they play along.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough
for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a
test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do
this until they leave the store.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your
playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and
say, "Wow, magic!"
20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they
say you didn't buy it there say "Hmmmm....I thought the customer was always
right!"
21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only
invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm
Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't
you people just leave me alone?"
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling
"Red Rover."
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock.
(i.e.: Shnerples)
32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with
G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
33. Take bets on the battle from above.
34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk
where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission
Impossible.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your
Twinkies."
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo.
43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something,
quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and
scream, "No, no, its those voices again."
49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food
court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they
can put a little umbrella in it.
50 Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding
them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the
day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air
fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thins.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've
got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.
11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the
volume up to full blast.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so
long." etc. See if they play along.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough
for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"
15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a
test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do
this until they leave the store.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your
playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and
say, "Wow, magic!"
20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they
say you didn't buy it there say "Hmmmm....I thought the customer was always
right!"
21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only
invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm
Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't
you people just leave me alone?"
30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling
"Red Rover."
31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock.
(i.e.: Shnerples)
32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with
G.I. Joe vs. X-men.
33. Take bets on the battle from above.
34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk
where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission
Impossible.
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your
Twinkies."
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: Marco Polo.
43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.
45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something,
quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and
scream, "No, no, its those voices again."
49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food
court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they
can put a little umbrella in it.
